Issue 3: January 27, 2012

Published weekly in, by and for the Laramie Community

News From Nowhere

In this week's issue

When Choosing a Career, Consider Being a Weakling
Where Were You?!
Return to the Homestead
Open Mic At The Buckhorn Bar
Bull Elk Silhouette
Sext and Vespers
Laramie's Hot New Venue: The Gryphon Theatre
Flower Smokestack
Chubby Carrier at Snowy Range Music Festival
Tuff Ghost
.Maridene.
Random Thoughts
Barbed Wire On The Plain
The Watermelon Story
The Mud Freaker

The Watermelon Story

once there was an old lady and she went out side and she planted some watermelon and when it was done in two hours she went back outside and then she remembered she planted watermelon. after she remembered that it was watermelon she noticed that it was actually apples. She then went back inside to go to bed.